{"id":53,"date":"2012-08-01T13:12:12","date_gmt":"2012-08-01T12:12:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/derpodcast.de\/wp\/?p=53"},"modified":"2014-01-21T14:13:33","modified_gmt":"2014-01-21T13:13:33","slug":"vom-deutschland-achter","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/derpodcast.de\/wp\/2012\/08\/01\/vom-deutschland-achter\/","title":{"rendered":"Vom Deutschland-Achter"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Franz Josef Wagner hat am 01.08.2012<a title=\"Wagners Post an den Deutschland-Achter\" href=\"http:\/\/www.bild.de\/news\/standards\/franz-josef-wagner\/lieber-deutschland-achter-25446216.bild.html\" target=\"_blank\"> Post an den Deutschland-Achter<\/a> verschickt. Und der Deutschland-Achter hat geantwortet.<\/p>\n<p>Lieber Franz Josef Wagner,<\/p>\n<p>wenn Sie dichter w\u00e4ren, w\u00fcrde das voraussetzen, dass Sie zun\u00e4chst h\u00e4tten dicht sein m\u00fcssen.<\/p>\n<p>Daran habe ich meine Zweifel. Und jetzt werde ich anfangen zu reimen. Das Versma\u00df ist, wie Sie Ihre Eisw\u00fcrfel gleichzeitig ins Glas tauchen. Das Vor und Zur\u00fcck auf Ihrem B\u00fcrorollstuhl. Die Monotonie Ihrer Bewegungen.<\/p>\n<p><i>Leeres Blatt und ich am Glas<br \/>\nmuss was schreiben, irgendwas<br \/>\nGlas is leer, Hirn schon lange<br \/>\nVolk noch nicht im \u00dcberschwange<\/i><\/p>\n<p>K\u00f6nnte irgend etwas melden<br \/>\nk\u00f6nnte schreiben: Ihr seid Helden<br \/>\nHelden sind doch immer toll<br \/>\nBlatt noch leer und Glas schon voll.<\/p>\n<p>Schaue auf Medaillenspiegel<br \/>\nmein Gehirn bekommt &#8217;n Fl\u00fcgel<br \/>\nandere sind besser, sacht er<br \/>\nhier steht deutlich: Deutschland Achter<\/p>\n<p>Ein Gedicht reicht nicht aus. Wir brauchen einen Komponisten. Einen Komponisten, der das Keuchen, das Schreien, die letzte Anstrengung einf\u00e4ngt.<\/p>\n<p>Was haben die Leser davon?<\/p>\n<p>Sie sind Helden ohne Geld. Sie kriegen 450 Euro St\u00fctze im Monat.<\/p>\n<p>Fu\u00dfballspieler verdienen das Zigtausendfache, schreiben Sie. Macht nach Ihrer Rechnung mindestens 9 Millionen im Monat. Hmmm.<\/p>\n<p>Herzlichst<br \/>\nIhr Deutschland-Achter<\/p>\n<p>P.S. (Sie erinnern sich: P.S. kommt immer nach dem Text)<br \/>\nDie Post von der Sommer-Depression vom 16.08. scheint bei Ihnen gefruchtet zu haben. Endlich lassen Sie das d\u00e4mliche Komma hinter &#8222;Herzlichst&#8220; weg.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Franz Josef Wagner hat am 01.08.2012 Post an den Deutschland-Achter verschickt. Und der Deutschland-Achter hat geantwortet. Lieber Franz Josef Wagner, wenn Sie dichter w\u00e4ren, w\u00fcrde das voraussetzen, dass Sie zun\u00e4chst h\u00e4tten dicht sein m\u00fcssen. Daran habe ich meine Zweifel. Und jetzt werde ich anfangen zu reimen. 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