{"id":31,"date":"2012-07-15T12:45:28","date_gmt":"2012-07-15T11:45:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/derpodcast.de\/wp\/?p=31"},"modified":"2014-01-21T14:17:14","modified_gmt":"2014-01-21T13:17:14","slug":"von-der-sommer-depression","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/derpodcast.de\/wp\/2012\/07\/15\/von-der-sommer-depression\/","title":{"rendered":"Von der Sommer-Depression"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Franz Josef Wagner hat am 15.07.2012 <a title=\"Wagners Post an die Sommer-Depression\" href=\"http:\/\/www.bild.de\/news\/standards\/franz-josef-wagner\/post-von-wagner-25166758.bild.html\" target=\"_blank\">Post an die Sommer-Depression <\/a>verschickt. Und die Sommer-Depression hat geantwortet.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Lieber Franz Josef Wagner,<\/p>\n<p>Sie rennen im Regenmantel durch die Stra\u00dfen. Nicht, weil es Mitte Juli, k\u00fchl und wie Oktober ist, sondern weil Sie weiterhin unerkannt ins Bordell schleichen wollen. Es ist Tee-mit-einem-Schuss-Rum-Wetter. Sie haben den Tee weggelassen.<\/p>\n<p>Die Kellner kriegen kein Trinkgeld (weil sie unfreundlich sind?), Liebespaare sitzen im Nassen (weil sie d\u00e4mlich sind?), Taxen halten nicht (normal, wir sind in M\u00fcnchen). Nicht nur der Himmel ist katastrophal. Aber was zur H\u00f6lle sind \u201eUnget\u00fcmer\u201c von Wolken? Eine Abk\u00fcrzung? Etwa f\u00fcr \u201eUngewollte Eigent\u00fcmer\u201c?<\/p>\n<p>Wenn Sie aufwachen in diesem Sommer, ist es nachts dunkel und donnern Blitze. Wo wachen Sie auf, dass Blitze donnern? In Berlin, in M\u00fcnchen, im Delirium?<\/p>\n<p>Sie schreiben: \u201eIn welcher Jahreszeit lebe ich. Sommer?\u201c<br \/>\nFalsch! Bereits nach dem ersten Satz kommt ein Fragezeichen.<\/p>\n<p>Sie schreiben weiter: \u201eWie schnell eine Badehose trocknet, wenn du vom Dreier gesprungen bist.\u201c<br \/>\nAbgesehen vom Tempus-Wirrwarr. Wagner, Sie sind 69. Und die Badehosen in Ihrer Jugend trockneten so schnell wie Weihnachten auf Ostern folgte.<\/p>\n<p>Aber immerhin hat Sie ein M\u00e4dchen bewundert weil Sie im Schwimmbad vom Dreier gesprungen sind. Sagen Sie. Auch ich h\u00e4tte Sie bewundert. Aber es war Wasser im Becken.<\/p>\n<p>Herzlichst (ohne Komma!)<br \/>\nIhre Sommer-Depression<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Franz Josef Wagner hat am 15.07.2012 Post an die Sommer-Depression verschickt. Und die Sommer-Depression hat geantwortet. &nbsp; Lieber Franz Josef Wagner, Sie rennen im Regenmantel durch die Stra\u00dfen. Nicht, weil es Mitte Juli, k\u00fchl und wie Oktober ist, sondern weil Sie weiterhin unerkannt ins Bordell schleichen wollen. Es ist Tee-mit-einem-Schuss-Rum-Wetter. Sie haben den Tee weggelassen. 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